Adrian Storey is your restless, self-effacing guide on a journey across
India, Pakistan, Tibet and Nepal as a new millennium dawns.

On the way he’ll encounter the Dalai Lama, meet a frustratingly platonic soulmate
and become a connoisseur of the continent’s finest fleabag hotels.

A hilarious and brutally honest travelogue from a time when
the internet was measured by the minute in cafés,
guidebooks were our bibles and smartphones didn’t exist.